
I REQUIRE YOUR NIPPLES. GIVE THEM TO ME

“I don’t even have those…”
“Thor you’re 60 pounds. I can barely bench the bar which is 45. I didn’t call you fat, I called you heavy.”

“Hmm… alright, I’ll accept that as a suitable explanation.”
“Fine. Yeah, I got lost.”

“Alright then, where are you from, maybe I can help you find your way home.”
(Source: thunderstonereject)
“Why would I be lost?” A huff escaped.

“Cause you’re in Viridian Forest, Eevee aren’t usually seen around here, unless they belong to a trainer.”
(Source: thunderstonereject)
“Why do you make such a face Raichu?” He looked at the other pokemon with a questioning glance.

“Face? What face?” A sheepish expression slips onto the rodent’s face at the question and he glances away briefly, taking a few breaths. It wasn’t expecting the other two Pokemon to actually follow him so the encounter had been a little surprising.
Sighing slightly, Thor shakes his head and waves his paw dismissively, straightening up a bit he looks back to the Vulpix. “Ah, don’t worry about it. What brings you to the forest?”
(Source: thunderstonereject)
The Raichu looked as if he’d stepped on something nasty, and Eevee was offended. “Hm.”

“Are you lost or something?” He looks down at the brown fur ball with an indifferent gaze, Eevee weren’t exactly a common sight here in Viridian Forest.
(Source: thunderstonereject)
(+[___]+) — “Tch… I’m blaming you if they break anything.”

“That’s not fair… I didn’t even do anything this time!”
(Source: thunderstonereject)